So I guess there's this weird game old people play with their blogs where you "tag" someone and they have to write six things about themselves that no one knows. I personally think tag is a little juvenile, but here it goes.
1. I still have my foreskin. Some people tried to talk me out of keeping it (I'm looking at you Joy and Mama D - or as I like to call you, the uncircumcised of heart), but I like it.
2. I once went a full 3 days without pooping. The ensuing blowout was spectacular. My parents almost had to repaint the walls.
3. Sometimes, I wait to pee until they have my diaper off and aren't paying attention. It's a little silly, I know, but man, you should see my parents faces when I clear the changing table and hit the floor. That's funny. No, capital F, Funny.
4. I like my dad better than my mom. Don't tell her though, she still thinks I love them both the same.
5. I think that Descartes'
Cogito ergo sum is largely misunderstood and is more profound in its larger context of a proof for the existence of deity.
6. I really like that boobahs show. It's bumbly.
Evans" perform the Nativity. Chandler was Joseph, Maranda was Mary, Hannah was a shepard, Danica was an angel, and Andrea and Sammy were wisemen. I was a sheep. Baa.
eclectic sense of style. One day I'm a Surfer Boy (thanks cousin Harrison), the next I'm feeling a little preppy (thanks aunt Julia), and sometimes I'm a Skater Boy (thanks D.I.). Check me out.
This face recognition technology is super advanced and totally accurate. I always thought I looked like Bow Wow. Who do you look like?
She picked out my outfits and even gave me a bath. She really likes to use a lot of soap. I may have almost drowned, but at least I got super clean.
myself in the mirror while swinging
brain expanding)
