I know what you're thinking:
Booker, you have such a bold sense of fashion.
Booker, you look so very... European today.
I wish I had the guts to wear capri pants.
What you may not know? My mom was a bit frazzled this morning and put my little brother's pants on me without realizing it. Now you're thinking:
Man, I wish I had a booty that let me wear 3-6 months sized pants.
Yikes, who gave you that haircut? And why doesn't someone wipe your nose?