B: Mom, I have gymnastics class today.
B: You and Ikie (yes, Ikie) are going to watch me.
M: Yep, we're going to watch you.
B: You are going to clap for me.
M: Heck yeah, I'm going to clap LOUD for you because I'm so proud.
B: No, mom. Just clap softly.
Sad M: Ok, buddy, I'll just clap softly.
He's way too young to be embarrassed by his mother, right?! Or is that something that all little boys are just born with?