So here I was, just hanging out in my Red Sox gear like I always do on game days and I start hearing some SMACK questioning my allegiance.
You can't believe everything you hear from a dirty Mavericks fan... Actually, I heard the Mavs gave Daniel "Dirty Diaper" Nielson a coaching audition. He told Dirk he should take it easy and save himself for the second round. No wonder he's only coaching women's b-ball now.
Plus I hear he's a stinkin' drunk... which explains the wedding to Groucho Mc'NoWax over there.
I'm just glad my parents are true Bo' Sox fans and only have hair in appropriate places.